This was a funny one.  The menu said we were to have “tacos” but when we came through the line this is how it went:

COOK:  Rice?

ME:  Yes please.

COOK:  Taco?

ME:  Yes please.

COOK:  Chilli?

ME:  Wirp? …. oh, ah, yes please?

And he put the taco shell on the rice and filled it completely with beef and bean chilli.  I guess that’s an English taco.  It really wasn’t bad, the chilli was pretty tasty and the cheesecake was great.  No complaints.